Hmmm.  A website.  There's an interesting concept.  A whole blank slate to do with as I please.  Whatever shall I put done?  What do you want to know?  Why did you come here?  To learn?  To browse?  To kill time?  Perhaps you're looking for a good way to remove blood from clothes & the bathroom floor so the crime lab won't find it?  Yes, the web is a many wonderful thing.

Aw heck, I'm not gonna try to understand what's rattling around in your head.  Murgatroid knows I can't even figure out what's in my own noggin.  So let's just settle on this.  There are certain...pursuits which I, uh, obsess over.  I'll put up a couple of pages that have a bunch of info, and perhaps you'll learn a thing or two.